WHY ANIMALS HAVE NO RIGHTS
May 14th, 2008 by thethousandpunchstyleofmarkusbulandus
"A right, properly understood, is a claim, or potential claim,
that one party may exercise against another. The target against
whom such a claim may be registered can be a single person, a
group, a community, or (perhaps) all humankind. The content of
rights claims also varies greatly: repayment of loans,
nondiscrimination by employers, noninterference by the state, and
so on. To comprehend any genuine right fully, therefore, we must
know who holds the right, against whom it is held, and to what it
is a right.
Alternative sources of rights add complexity. Some rights are
grounded in constitution and law (e.g., the right of an accused
to trial by jury); some rights are moral but give no legal claims
(e.g., my right to your keeping the promise you gave me); and
some rights (e.g., against theft or assault) are rooted both in
morals and in law.
The differing targets, contents, and sources of rights, and their
inevitable conflict, together weave a tangled web. Notwithstanding all
such complications, this much is clear about rights in general: they
are in every case claims, or potential claims, within a community of
moral agents. Rights arise, and can be intelligibly defended, only
among beings who actually do, or can, make moral claims against one
another. Whatever else rights may be, therefore, they are necessarily
human; their possessors are persons, human beings. [p.865]
The attributes of human beings from which this moral capability
arises have been described variously by philosophers, both
ancient and modern: the inner consciousness of a free will (Saint
Augustine); the grasp, by human reason, of the binding character
of moral law (Saint Thomas); the self-conscious participation of
human beings in an objective ethical order (Hegel); human
membership in an organic moral community (Bradley); the
development of the human self through the consciousness of other
moral selves (Mead); and the underivative, intuitive cognition of
the rightness of an action (Prichard). Most influential has been
Immanuel Kant’s emphasis on the universal human possession of a
uniquely moral will and the autonomy its use entails. Humans
confront choices that are purely moral; humans — but certainly
not dogs or mice — lay down moral laws, for others and for
themselves. Human beings are self-legislative, morally
auto-nomous [sic]. [p.865-866]
Animals (that is, nonhuman animals, the ordinary sense of that
word) lack this capacity for free moral judgment. They are not
beings of a kind capable of exercising or responding to moral
claims. Animals therefore have no rights, and they can have
none. This is the core of the argument about the alleged rights
of animals. The holders of rights must have the capacity to
comprehend rules of duty, governing all including themselves. In
applying such rules, the holders of rights must recognize
possible conflicts between what is in their own interest and what
is just. Only in a community of beings capable of
self-restricting moral judgments can the concept of a right be
correctly invoked.
Humans have such moral capabilities. They are in this sense
self-legislative, are members of communities governed by moral
rules, and do possess rights. Animals do not have such moral
capacities. They are not morally self-legislative, cannot
possibly be members of a truly moral community, and therefore
cannot possess rights. In conducting research on animal subjects,
therefore, we do not violate their rights, because they have none
to violate.
To animate life, even in its simplest forms, we give a certain
natural reverence. But the possession of rights presupposes a
moral status not attained by the vast majority of living
things. We must not infer, therefore, that a live being has,
simply in being alive, a "right" to its life. The assertion that
all animals, only because they are alive and have interests, also
possess the "right to life" is an abuse of that phrase, and
wholly without warrant.
It does not follow from this, however, that we are morally free
to do anything we please to animals. Certainly not. In our
dealings with animals, as in our dealings with other human
beings, we have obligations that do not arise from claims against
us based on rights. Rights entail obligations, but many of the
things one ought to do are in no way tied to another’s
entitlement. Rights and obligations are not reciprocals of one
another, and it is a serious mistake to suppose that they are.
…. Plainly, the grounds of our obligations to humans and to
animals are manifold and cannot be formulated simply. Some hold
that there is a general obligation to do no gratuitous harm to
sentient creatures (the principle of nonmaleficence); some hold
that there is a general obligation to do good to sentient
creatures when that is reasonably within one’s power (the
principle of beneficence). In our dealings with animals, few will
deny that we are at least obliged to act humanely — that is, to
treat them with the decency and concern that we owe, as sensitive
human beings, to other sentient creatures. To treat animals
humanely, however, is not to treat them as humans or as the
holders of rights.
A common objection, which deserves a response, may be paraphrased
as follows:
"If having rights requires being able to make moral claims, to
grasp and apply moral laws, then many humans — the
brain-damaged, the comatose, the senile — who plainly lack those
capacities must be without rights. But that is absurd. This
proves [the critic concludes] that rights do not depend on the
presence of moral capacities."
This objection fails; it mistakenly treats an essential feature of
humanity as though it were a screen for sorting humans. The capacity
for moral judgment that distinguishes humans from animals is not a
test to be administered to human beings one by one. Persons who are
unable, because of some disability, to perform the full moral
functions natural to human beings are certainly not for that reason
ejected from the moral community. The issue is one of kind. Humans
are of such a kind that they may be the subject of experiments only
with their voluntary consent. The choices they make freely must be
respected. Animals are of such a kind that it is impossible for them,
in principle, to give or withhold voluntary consent or to make a moral
choice. What humans retain when disabled, animals have never
had. [p.866]
A second objection, also often made, may be paraphrased as
follows:
"Capacities will not succeed in distinguishing humans from the
other animals. Animals also reason; animals also communicate with
one another; animals also care passionately for their young;
animals also exhibit desires and preferences. Features of moral
relevance - rationality, interdependence, and love — are not
exhibited uniquely by human beings. Therefore [this critic
concludes], there can be no solid moral distinction between
humans and other animals."
This criticism misses the central point. lt is not the ability to
communicate or to reason, or dependence on one another, or care
for the young, or the exhibition of preference, or any such
behavior that marks the critical divide. Analogies between human
families and those of monkeys, or between human communities and
those of wolves, and the like, are entirely beside the
point. Patterns of conduct are not at issue. Animals do indeed
exhibit remarkable behavior at times. Conditioning, fear,
instinct, and intelligence all contribute to species
survival. Membership in a community of moral agents nevertheless
remains impossible for them. Actors subject to moral judgment
must be capable of grasping the generality of an ethical premise
in a practical syllogism. Humans act immorally often enough, but
only they — never wolves or monkeys — can discern, by applying
some moral rule to the facts of a case, that a given act ought or
ought not to be performed. The moral restraints imposed by humans
on themselves are thus highly abstract and are often in conflict
with the self-interest of the agent. Communal behavior among
animals, even when most intelligent and most endearing, does not
approach autonomous morality in this fundamental sense. [p.866-867]
Genuinely moral acts have an internal as well as an external
dimension. Thus, in law, an act can be criminal only when the
guilty deed, the actus reus, is done with a guilty mind, mens
rea. No animal can ever commit a crime; bringing animals to
criminal trial is the mark of primitive ignorance. The claims of
moral right are similarly inapplicable to them. Does a lion have
a right to eat a baby zebra? Does a baby zebra have a right not
to be eaten? Such questions, mistakenly invoking the concept of
right where it does not belong, do not make good sense. Those who
condemn biomedical research because it violates "animal rights"
commit the same blunder." [p. 867]
————-
Carl Cohen. "The Case for the Use of Animals in Biomedical
Research" The New England Journal of Medicine 315, no. 14
(October 2,1986): 865-69.
PIXIES IN PERIL: Inside a Fairy Factory Farm
May 12th, 2008 by thethousandpunchstyleofmarkusbulandusWhat
comes to mind when you think about fairies? Most people envision
playful sprites merrily prancing around in a grassy field, napping
inside flowers, and singing songs of joy. However, according to the
latest research, nearly 96% of all fairies now live inside Fairy
Factory Farms (FFFs), where they live their short lives in misery and
suffering. The corporations responsible for FFFs use their powerful
marketing teams to warp the public perception of fairy farming, and for
the most part, they have been eerily successful.
However, anonymous sources have provided us with a rare inside look
at Fairy Factory Farms, and we would be remiss if we didn’t share this
information with the public. So how do everyone’s favorite fairy
products find their way from the fairy to the market? Allow us to take
you on a harrowing journey into the process.
BREEDING
The number of wild fairies has dropped dramatically in the past
thirty years as a result of over-poaching and destruction of habitat.
In order to ensure a constant, steady supply of fairies, most FFFs
utilize sophisticated breeding programs. Much as human slaves were bred
for favorable traits such as strength and endurance, fairies are now
ranked in a variety of categories, then bred (and often inbred) to
increase the likelihood of favorable traits.
In the wild, fairies are generally very selective about whom they
choose to reproduce with, often taking several months of searching
before finding a worthy mate. Thus, when held in captivity and caged
with unfavorable potential mates, most fairies react with fear and
violence. This is the primary cause for the 40% fatality rate in the
breeding program.
Furthermore, although the offspring of a “favorable pairing” often
do possess the traits the scientists were hoping for, they are usually
unhealthy and live short lives by fairy standards. Fairies bred for
maximum pixie dust output often become so caked with the prized dust
that their eyes and mouth are barely visible. This leads to constant
infections, which in turn leads to weekly injections of antibiotics.
THE TUMBLERS
How is pixie dust extracted? In the early days of fairy farming,
pixie dust was collected from flowers, much as bees extract pollen to
make honey. However, the small volume available through this extraction
method led to extremely high prices.
In order to ensure constant supply and low prices, today’s FFFs
collect pixie dust in a far more efficient and invasive manner. Fairies
bred for pixie dust are placed in wooden drums (about the size of a keg
of beer) called “tumblers.” The tumblers then spin on their axes to
shake free the coveted pixie dust. As the dust collects on a screen,
the fairies are battered mercilessly inside the tumbler. Most sprites
do not survive more than ten of these sessions. Those that do are given
“Grade A” status for future breeding.
THE WINGS OF INNOCENTS
Although fairy wings are not a particularly popular product in North
America, the Asian market places a very high value on them. Much like
the snake oil of yesteryear, fairy wings are claimed to be cures for a
variety of ailments, including impotence, baldness, and even dysentery.
In order to meet this high demand, fairies imprisoned in FFFs are
subjected to a rigorous “clipping” schedule. Since most varieties of
fairies are able to regenerate their body parts, the average sprite is
able to re-grow clipped wings every week. At which point they are
clipped again.
The clipping process is not as non-intrusive as it may sound. In
order to guarantee the largest possible volume, wings are actually
yanked out by the root by trained workers. Whole wings are packaged for
sale, while torn or damaged wings are ground into a powder to be sold
at a reduced cost.
Fairies housed in the clipping shed are subjected to constant abuse
as the vicious cycle of clipping and regenerating wings continues until
the beings die from exhaustion or blood loss. Many clipping workers
wear earplugs, presumably so that the screams of the fairies do not
haunt their dreams.
WHAT YOU CAN DO
FFFs, like all companies, rely on consumer demand to keep their
business afloat. By boycotting products originating from FFFs, you can
help drive them out of business. If you do need to purchase a
fairy-derived good, be sure to look for the Fairy Friendly® symbol on
the package. While more expensive, these goods are acquired through
non-intrusive means.
Remember, only you can help prevent unnecessary fairy deaths.
So…
May 12th, 2008 by thethousandpunchstyleofmarkusbulandusHere we are, born to be kings,
We’re the princes of the universe.
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers.
And here we are, we’re the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting for survival
We’ve come to be the rulers of your world.
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival, no man can be my equal
Take me to the future of your world.
M&M Duel
March 19th, 2008 by thethousandpunchstyleofmarkusbulandusWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to
continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply
pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and
splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately.
The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are
tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have
hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in
the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and
snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen,
or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to
be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra
strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its
environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M,
the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one
as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A
Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with
a 3×5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for
a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money."
I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of
hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
DEATH or GLORY!
March 18th, 2008 by thethousandpunchstyleofmarkusbulandus"I was not
made for the dreariness of everyday. I was made to participate in grand
displays of the triumph of the human spirit. I REFUSE to merely exist.
I REFUSE to be brought down by forces unseen. DEATH or GLORY!"
PENALOSA-VORAPIN TICKETS GO ON SALE!
March 11th, 2008 by thethousandpunchstyleofmarkusbulandus
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Tickets
to the much-awaited title defense of WBO bantamweight champion Gerry
Penalosa against Ratanachai Vorapin go on sale starting on Thursday at
all Ticketnet outlets in all SM branches and at the Araneta Coliseum
box office.
Penalosa will defend his title for the first time against the
durable Vorapin, himself a former holder of the belt now owned by
Penalosa, on April 6 at the historic Big Dome.
The event, presented by Golden Boy Promotions, ABS-CBN and ALA Gym,
will showcase four championship battles topped by the Penalosa-Vorapin
world title duel.
In the chief support, WBO Intercontinental superbantam champion Rey
‘Boom Boom’ Bautista defends his strap against the gutsy Mexican Genaro
Camargo over 12 rounds.
Another scorcher takes place when the undefeated AJ ‘Bazooka’ Banal
figures in a 12-round IBF superfly eliminator against unbeaten
Uruguayan Caril Herrera in what appears to be a Fight of the Year
candidate.
Another unbeaten fighter, WBO Oriental and Asia Pacific
superbantamweight titlist Ciso ‘Kid Terrible’ Morales will defend his
titles against South Korea’s Yoo-Shin Kim.
First bout starts at 8AM on April 6, with the veteran Bert Batawang
taking on Indonesia’s Heri Amol. Also set to see action is RP bantam
champ Michael Domingo, who will face Thailand’s Thepnimit Sor
Chitpattana.
Ticket prices: Patron P3,500; Lower Box P2,000; Upper Box A P1,000; Upper Box B P500; and General Admission P200.
Join me on Multiply
February 22nd, 2008 by thethousandpunchstyleofmarkusbulandusRound 1
February 22nd, 2008 by thethousandpunchstyleofmarkusbulandus Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
